OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
I have a dog.
I have coffee.
I have tumblr
I have unstable fandoms
I have Jeanmarco porn.
I got chills, they’re multiplying
I’ve got a dream.
I’ve got 99 problems.
But having a boyfriend or girlfriend ain’t one of them