This is not a Drill
I like pizza and batman and superheros and things of that sort. Gifs are pretty cool. and I never know what to put here. I pretty lame, I live in a pretty lame place, but then again don't most of us not like where we live.

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

(Source: crocs5evabruh)

apupy:


fuck you mom and dad and your rules im moving out *shuffles away*

apupy:

fuck you mom and dad and your rules im moving out *shuffles away*

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

tacobell:

Waffle Tacos never looked so good.

tacobell:

Waffle Tacos never looked so good.

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

superdupergayy:

taliamore:

lm-mage:

preetipied:

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

daniethehuman:

lablesareforcans:

whitebeltwriter:

bi-sexual-red-panda:

jamesfrancobs:

stacerface:

pvnkslut:

I have a dog.

I have coffee.

I have tumblr 

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I have unstable fandoms

I have Jeanmarco porn.

I got chills, they’re multiplying

I’ve got a dream.

I’ve got 99 problems.

But having a boyfriend or girlfriend ain’t one of them

(Source: everythingyoulovetoohate)


omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY


mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever)


maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people


timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

(Source: thatssoproblematic)

goodnightsugah:


hbradley:

The finest use of The Force if ever I saw it.

The cutest thing EVER.

goodnightsugah:

hbradley:

The finest use of The Force if ever I saw it.

The cutest thing EVER.

If homophobia were a conversation about food...
My favorite food is pizza!
Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
I like both!
Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.